If someone had told me a year ago
that I would have been in the predicament
I would have laughed
No, I would have cried
I would have lied
and told them no,
it could never happen to me

If I had been told
I'd be feeling this embarrassed
I would have dug a hole
and buried myself in it
I would have wanted
to fly away to the moon
and coming back anytime
would have been to soon

If I could pack my bags
and run away
I might hit a snag
if I leave that way
I could just stand
and try to face up
that would be grand -
but I'm the one who always gives up

If someone had told me a life ago
that I would have been in the predicament
I would have laughed
No, I would have cried
I would have forgotten about my birth
and just died
But this could never happen to me