Miss Paranoia's got the paranoid blues
She doesn't know who she's socking it to
Miss Paranoia's got the paranoid blues
She really has no idea what to do

She's got guys to her left, guys to her right
Guys wanting to be with her every night
She's got guys all around
guys at home, guys in the town
There's guys over here
guys over there
Guys hiding and waiting under the stairs
Miss Paranoia's got the paranoid blues
She doesn't know who she's socking it to
Miss Paranoia's got the paranoid blues
She really has no idea what to do

Her friends told her to see a neighborhood shrink
Since he wants her, her minds on the blink
Cause he loves her
And he doesn't know what to do
A thousand other guys
they love her too
Miss Paranoia's got the paranoid blues
She doesn't know who she's socking it to
Miss Paranoia's got the paranoid blues
She really has no idea what to do

But do they love her?
Do they need her?
Miss Paranoias getting alittle week
Seven husbands fill up your week
But do they love her?
Do they need her?
Miss Paranoia's got the paranoid blues
She doesn't know who she's socking it to