Got promoted at the office, most productive employee
Boss doesn't know why I do so much
Is that I'm wired on caffeine

Have amazing visions, after drinking all I can
So I joined five religions and started a rock and roll band

Balanced the National budget
ran a marathon to heal the Bay
Ran for public office
Rollerbladed down the freeway

Hang glided to the Olympics
Won a medal in the Hurl
Disco'd a full week straight
And Bosa Nova's round the world

Got a degree in architecture
Majored in the Grecian rule
Designed five office buildings
Before I ran around the world

I'm wired on caffeine