I'm apple pie and dimples
I use Noxema and Clearisil
to cover my pimples
I never lie, I'm alway true
I love to wear, red, white and blue
I'm American Made
I wear American Shades
And I get paid
to eat razor blades
But America won't give me a name
America's to blame

A smile alot
Even sittin' on the pot
Don't swear, say gee-whiz
I'm an all-American kid
Sing the national anthem
at football games
But American's to blame
I have no name

Even though once a girl scout
theres lots of reasons to pout
I'm American Made
I wear American Shades
And I get paid
to eat razor blades
But America won't give me a name
America's to blame

I give to Uncle Sam
Whenever I can
Cause he knows who I am
He knows where I am

If I could I'd grow freckles
And where shoes with buckles
Buckles are hard to find anymore
especially in my local department store
I'm American Made
I wear American Shades
And I get paid
to eat razor blades
But America won't give me a name
America's to blame